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You may not have won, but at least you tried! This perfectly sized ceramic trophy offers acknowledgment of any effort, no matter how mediocre. Smart, snarky, and a little sentimental, it's a unique offering for just about any occasion.
• 1 yellow-glazed ceramic trophy displayed in a corrugated box
• Also includes Certificate of an Attempt Being Made:
FOR ACKNOWLEDGING A RANGE OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
-You tried & won.
-You tried & lost.
-Maybe the real reward was the friends we made along the way.
• Bonus: Trophy can also be used as an egg cup!
• Makes a funny gag gift, white elephant gift, or stocking stuffer, or a sweet reminder that winning isn't everything
• Great for followers of Adam J. Kurtz, or any fans of sarcasm and dark humor