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Front reads: "Are you using any contraception besides your horrible personality and ugly face?"
Retro, sassy, a little twisted, and filled with that cutting British wit we've come to love from Kiss Me Kwik.
4 x 6 inch cards with a semi-gloss finish, colorful envelopes, cello wrapped, blank inside for your message.