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While it's not exactly groundbreaking to rhyme 'date' with 'masturbate' - this is the perfect Valentine for your gals, your pals and maybe even your lovers depending on your mutual interests.
* Card reads, “A poem I wrote for you for Valentine's Day 'Why do we celebrate by going on dates - when we could masturbate'”
* Blank inside
* 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
* Printed on 110# heavy card stock with Your Gal Kiwi logo on back
* Packaged with coordinating envelope in plastic cello sleeve
Made in United States of America
